Re: The Stock Market Explained

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the

> villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers, seeing > that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started > catching them. > > The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish, the > villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would now buy > at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started > catching monkeys again. > > Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to > their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of monkeys > became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone > catch it! > > The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However, since > he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy > on behalf of him. > > In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, ?Look at > all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will > sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you can > sell them to him for £50 each.? > > The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the > monkeys. > > Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody monkeys > everywhere! > > Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works. > >
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almost spot on... except its missing the final act of the cycle...

Assistant 2 turns up and claims nothing to do with buyer or assistant 1, and claims he was bitten by same scam and curses buyer and asst. 1. Assistant 2 having gained confidence of villagers then offers to buy up all the monkeys for 20p each. Which the villagers jump at.

Assistant 2 takes all monkeys 100 miles down the road, releases them... and the cycle begins again....

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FriarTuck
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nope... got it wrong...

assistant 2. offers to clean up the mess of monkeys at a charge of only £2 each villager.... then he takes 'em down the road and cycle starts again...

you may laugh... but its 'king true...

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FriarTuck

Thus maintaining your 100% record. Well done, Tucky!

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parris_k

villagers then read small print that its £2 per week for the rest of their, their children's and their grandchildren's lives. Collectible by ze armed bailiffs on default.

and the moral of this cautionary tale...

watch out for assistant two and what they get you to sign up to.

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FriarTuck

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