after all that text scam emailing I thought I would add this to cheer everyone up on this damp dark day.
My Audi was in for MOT this morning and I received THE call.
Operative: I am sorry to say but you car has failed the MOT. Me: Oh no, anything serious. Operative: The air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror is not legal (This is a Direct Line freebie about 50mm square) Me: Oh dear, can you fix that today or will you have to book it in. Operative: No, we removed it and passed the vehicle but you can only refit it once off our premises. Me: OK.
F'in Hell, where are we heading..............down down down.