You've just won Lottery - What next?

May 15, 2011 5 Replies

I guess the same principles apply no matter how much you have:



Naturally pay off all your debts first.



Don't chuck in your job straight away - see if you can enjoy it more, and keep things in perspective - life should be good, but if your home life is pretty crap, then adding money to the mix ain't always going to help.



Don't move to a big isolated house either - you don't want to live in a gilded prison.



Tell no one - not even your kids (money early in life can be a curse) - and you don't want to worry about kidnap and blackmail attempts.



How about splitting the money into various diverse investments:



Get plenty of the best rate 3 to 5 years bonds, but no more than 100k in each bank to get some FSA protection. Make sure you maximise tax free savings in ISAs NS&I bonds etc.



Another 100k or so lent out on Zopa so you can feel you are helping to fight the man with good rates



Put half (500k) in stocks - drip buy into rock solid things like oil, gold, silver, copper, and tracker funds in Brazil, Russia, India, China, add some Euro and some Dollar denominated trackers. Avoid individual company shares unless you really know something.



Set up a shell company to give money to any of your friends you want to help - send them a "You have won a Readers Digest draw" type letter enclosing a cheque - They ain't going to query it! The shell company stops them finding out its you, and avoids the risk of souring frendships through envy and jealousy (e.g. "You gave Fred 3000, but you only gave me and Mary 5000, and I bought a Ferrari and cant get it serviced now - you stingy git!"). Now you can also tell your friends you got 10k in the post, and have your house done up, and get new cars - most people cannot add up, and wont realise you had the biggest win! Tell everyone you got a bargain on things you bought (if they ask tell them a silly low price and an eBay or liquidation sale story). If your win runs to it, buy property in other currency zones (Euro, Dollar). You can always tell friends they are time shares, or you are house sitting, and its not yours really.



Go on cheap looking holidays so no one suspects, but fly business class, and use the cheap destination as a stopover to somewhere better.



Give some to causes you support, it'll make you feel good!



If you've really won a lot, I'll be happy to manage all this for you - for a very reasonable fee!


Although I'm not lucky enough to have won the lottery myself I can't
> help wondering "What if...?"
>
> So I'm just going to throw the scenario out to see what others think. >
> You're a UK citizen who's just discovered you've won the lottery! >
> It's been a good week for winning tickets so you've had to share the
> jackpot with several others but you're still £1,000,000 richer! >
> You put the money into a high interest bank account and retire, planning
> to live off the interest. With the best rates being somewhere in the
> region of 3.5% - 5.0% you realistically expect to receive £35,000 -
> £50,000 pa. However, after income tax that figure falls to roughly
> £30,000 - £40,000 pa: Ouch!
>
> In order to improve your returns a different strategy is needed. >
> 1. You need a tax advantage. You've heard that low rates exist but where
> in the world would you find them and how would you qualify?
>
> 2. You need to invest but in what? Hedge funds, wealth management,
> trusts, portfolios? Now you're confused!! Are these options suitable or
> should you be looking at something else?
>
> I know there are many knowledgeable people out there so this should make
> for an interesting discussion. Please feel free to provide suggestions,
> testimonials, comments, solutions or just about anything you think might > be useful.
>
> Look forward to hearing what you all have to say.
>
> Abby Rhodes

Is this a good source of investment for a not needed now but relying on it for later life type sum (dunno, say £50,000)?

Rob

When I looked into this I found it's the bits in the "small print" that you have to be careful of.

The headline interest rate appear to be very good until you look at the commission, bad debt provision and tax. The "typical" interest is paid gross so you also have to factor in tax, if applicable

Current the bad debts is running at around 0.2% (of your money) but a few years ago it was 20 times higher and who can guess at future figures if things like the cost of mortgages rise.

It is also unclear if your "deposit" is protected in the same way as if a bank fails. You are making individual contracts with borrowers.

[quote] Currently we are not regulated by the FSA as none of our activity warrants regulation. Zopa's business as a lending and borrowing exchange is quite new and does not fall under any of the existing regulatory categories [/quote]

A Radio 4 program a few years back said that the only thing the FSA were "regulating" was Zopa selling of loan protection insurance (to the lender and not the borrower). This doesn't appear to have changed.

Assuming 1,000,000...

  1. Tell no-one.

  1. Do not pay off debts. The money has already given you the security, you need a psychological migration with a link to your past and debts are a very important part of that.

  2. Do not give to friends. They were friends before, money has no involvement in a friendship.

  1. Announce you have won 10% to partner only.

  2. Place 100k in accessible accounts.
20k in instant access cash account (3%). 10k in "Reserve" cash account. 70k in fund manager, rotating 5k/month into cash, bonds, equity-income, commodities, global property shares. At the start of each year rotate holding into ISA. Buying over many months provides much needed money management discipline - it also slows down the sudden win.

  1. Place 400k in Trust #1. You may want to copy the fund manager holdings.

  2. Place 500k in Trust #2 which is not touchable except for income by anyone. It could be invested in NS&I 5yr index linked or whatever, or perhaps a copy of Trust #1 but with a different lawyer.

  1. As the income comes in, you spend that wisely.

Go sit in a car park at your old school and thank what matters. It is not money - it is the security that money can provide not the expenditure.

As soon as the trusts are up say £30,000 up on a holding, withdraw it and buy 4x 250g gold bars placing each at 4 banks. Repeat until . Place in safe keeping at 4 banks. This is your final reserve should everything go wrong. Perhaps repeat until you have £100,000 in gold and preferably choose banks at other ends of the country.

Key is forgetting about Trust #2, that needs to be there for future generations - without them knowing. It is not to buy a house or build a failed business, someone must have equity stakeholder in something to understand risk and act responsibly to both money and themselves.

The enemy is rarely debt, it is miss-allocation of capital in investments, spending, family spending. Most of all, money can bring out all that is bad in people to levels which make living with them or oneself very difficult - sudden money reveals all, yet money requires responsibility nearly always developed via accumulation of said money.

Sudden money can be a curse, or a cure - like a drug it is best applied in moderation over time.

It's not the slightest bit unclear. This is 100% risky way of saving.

As I've said before. ISTM that the returns are too small for most people to bother pledging a small amount of money (say under 5K) and the risk is too great to pledge a large amount of money

tim

re Zopa:

A pal of mine stuck £1000 into Zopa to see how it works, with a view to investing more if it goes well.

His experience was that he chose the safest (but lowest yield) A and A* rated markets, and his £1000 stake was quickly lent out, for 5 year terms to 100 borrowers. That was six months ago, and so far not one bad debt.

A lot of the money has been returned quickly by people cancelling their loans after a shortish term. Maybe a lot of people get a loan to, say, buy a car. They then get the car, and then sell their old one, and then pay off their loan within a month or two. Or maybe they refinance with a lower rate from another Zopa lender!

If he allows his incoming money (interest and capital repayment and loan clearance) to be automatically lent out again, then this money starts a new 5 year term - so the money is essentially tied up indefinitely by this churning effect.

He thinks that if interest rates rise in the "outside world" (which will eventually happen) his borrowers will hang onto their low rate loans for the full term, and he would not be able get his stake out to invest elsewhere, so the forecast for the future returns is not so good. Its like a ratchet effect: if rates drop, folks get a new loan, and cancel their old one, if rates rise they'll hang onto their old loan to term.

His strategy now is turn lending off and wait for interest rates to rise, before offering loans again.

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