Immediate finance sought to grease the works. (I'd sell my bottom if it wasn't so fat ugly and spotty)

Jun 30, 2005 4 Replies
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Before anyone says it. I've tried the companies that advertise on telly!!! I'm one of those ones they can't help. I have no CCJs. My credit record isn't great though. However because I've done most of the financial work myself and currently in a state of flux where thing like remortgaging is concerned (Maybe I tried to get too many things done at the same time) no one wants to know.



I'm buying a business. A pub with potential annual net profits in excess of



28K. My situation is dire at the moment. I have zero money for Solicitors fees etc... and none of the major firms will help until I've actually got the business. I need a loan shark who'll break my legs if I don't pay up in two months. Any moneys will be repaid within two months.

I need 3K



This is a genuine request and all details are available on request. Any takers?



My email address has been ubfuscated for obvious reasons. Replies to: dazz[No Spam Bit]it@hot[More spam confuser]pop.com


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Interesting word "potential". :-)

I know a bloke at work who turned his redundancy money & pension fund from most of his working life into a pub. Now he has no pension and no pub. Good luck!

Andrew McP

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Hrm... so what happened to the money?

... couldn't of just gone down the drain.

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I know some people who leased a pub with excellent prospects, budgets showed profits of 40,000 p.a. likely. Quit after 5 years with debts of 35,000.

Rob Graham

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It's called alcohol. Some people like to drink a lot of it. Some publicans can't go to sleep without it. With dodgy a kidney. I don't drink much. I'm also as tight as a gerbils rectum. Besides which I'm risking a banks money and my reputation. The current owners have bought three new cars, a boat and are planning on moving to spain. This is of course in the two years they've had the place. It's also in a well known tourist trap in the south west. In the summer I'll have the bathers and in the winter the tinsel and turkey brigade!!! Who needs to do the sums when you've got location, location, location?

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