Can't handle your money? See Kensington Financial. They will pick up the phone for you and talk to the person on the other end for only a "small" fee. Well, yes, on top of the initial consultation fee....the managing fee...the dealing with you fee.....
Oh bollox who are we kidding.....
If you can't handle your money just bring it buy here and leave it with us, you are evidently too stupid to know how to handle it so we will take the burden of it off of your shoulders.
See?....... Now wasn't that easy? Don't you feel better?
You are still going to go bankrupt but at least you can do it knowing you help line yet another persons pockets in the process.
Stephen.
PS the above noted item was intended to amuse and inflame and should not be read by anyone between the ages of 4 & 99 years of age, or who has an intellectual maturation deformity.