Spread betting - any gurus ?

I know nothing . . . but willing to listen !

thanks

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zjustice
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The only thing I know is that it's a safe bet that the side with the spread on will land face down. Hope that helps ;-)

Andrew McP

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Andrew MacPherson

"Andrew MacPherson" wrote

Ah, but - what if you strap it, spread up, to the back of a cat?! ;-)

Reply to
Tim

(as explained more fully somewhere in my site below)

you throw it out the window, whereupon it attaches itself to a passing soft-sided truck, disappears into the wild blue yonder and the theories are yet unproven.

Putrid poetry, dismal doggerel, extrava-stanzas...

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Tiddy Ogg

Ok, now you're messing with my head. It's like contemplating infinity, only with fewer stars and more Marmite.

Andrew McP

Reply to
Andrew MacPherson

No, it's really quite simple. The cat will land feet down. The toast will therefore not land at all, so the question of which side down it lands is irrelevant.

Reply to
Ronald Raygun

Depends on how big the slice is, how much Marmite you use, how big the cat is, whether the cat suffers a heart attack on the way down, and -- most importantly -- whether we're talking physics, metaphysics, or just complex bollox. Either way I'm willing to bet the OP's not learning much :-)

Andrew McP

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Andrew MacPherson

I use

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for sports and
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for financials. I offer no advice but here are a few guides

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Reply to
Jane Tweedynn

thanks !

a voice of sanity when all around is marmite !

;-)

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zjustice

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