Readers will be relieved to know that, thanks to the generosity with which they have donated their taxes to bailing out the banks, the staff of Lloyds TSB will be receiving their Christmas bonuses after all.
This heartwarming news was announced by Lloyds TSB chief executive Eric Daniels in a recorded message to employees, in which Daniels stressed that the bank faced "very, very few restrictions" in its behaviour despite the injection of up to £5.5bn of taxpayers' funds. "If you think about it, the first restriction was not to pay bonuses. Well Lloyds TSB is in fact going to pay bonuses. I think our staff have done a terrific job this year. There is no reason why we shouldn't," said Daniels.