Just use google groups to read this, it covers the content of your next 237 posts (apart from the one about the incident with the wombat).
Headline ; today said that were at all time and that this meant the end of western civilisation as we know it, or it would do, at some unspecified point in the future. An said 'the sky is falling...or it will be, you'll see, mark my words". .
"I sold my house and am still living in a cardboard box on the Embankment" said Crowley, " I am waiting for the moment I can use the 275 I got for the sale of my last house in 1932 to buy a 6 bed mansion in Kensington, it cant be too far off, can it?"
:-)
p.s I am reliably informed that the wombat will be pressing charges.