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Ain't.

I couldn't care less. I just used the term "on-line authorisation" because nothing better came into my head. If something else is responsible, so be it. The fact is that most places I use a PIN card there is a long wait-time after I enter the PIN before the till gets around to printing my receipt.

You don't always/often need on-line authorisation when you sign.

The checkout chick supplies the pen, tried and tested. Surfaces are available. Shops are geared up for this, you know.

That can't be true. If it takes a few seconds longer to deal with each customer, it just means the queueing customers have to wait a little longer, they aren't going to be too many of those per till, and if there are, they'll find a shorter queue. And if the queue lengths are too long in the shop, they just open another till by shifting some staff from shelf-stacking to checkout duty until the panic is over and a new panic starts (the shelves get too empty).

If they were that worried about till delays, they'd invest more in staff training so they don't have to waste time identifying non barcoded products. "Is this a swede?" the chap asked me today when handling my turnip [no smutty jokes please]. And then there's having to call for a supervisor to authorise any correcting of mistakes, such as when they ring up x4 for four cans of beer joined at the neck, when it's "sold as fours only" and the "x4" is already implicit in the barcode.

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Ronald Raygun
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I paid GPB 50 in 2-pound coins into to a high-street bank today[0].

After some humming and hawing by the teller (I could tell she couldn't decide whether to count in ones, then double it, or count in twos) she counted them (2 bags of 10*2 GBP plus 5*2GBP coins), twice and put them in the drawer. She then went to check in the pay-in slip - I'd already filled it in - and I saw her reach for a desk calculator and punch in "2" "x" "25" "=".

I was most gratifed to see that the total came to 50....

rgds, 'I wonder if Fred knows?" Alan [0 low-tech savings - SO thought that they were shiny! when first introduced, so started collecting them as an anti-Y2K measure - these days, when we get 50 quids-worth, we buy 100 quid of premium bonds ;-)

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Alan Frame

So these are pubs which don't serve food, that'll accept a card payment for a single round of drinks at 9pm on a Saturday, from people they don't know? I'll try that next time I'm in a city centre pub with the music blaring and the bar 5 deep in people waiting to be served...

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Andy Pandy

So you start a tab at 9pm on a Saturday night in a busy city pub with 5+ bar staff. What's to stop half the pub buying drinks on your tab after the bloke behind you overhears you started one? Does your mate who buys the next round and wants to pay by card have to start his own tab too?

A tab might be a good idea when you're taking the family for Sunday lunch and are all sat on table 10 for the duration, or in a pub where you are known, but the idea of starting a tab in a mega busy city centre pub where nobody knows you and you are in a round is simply crackers.

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Andy Pandy

Just the other day I got 200 out and it all came out in tenners! What a PITA... could hardly get them into my wallet as I had some Euros to squeeze in too.

Dunno. It doesn't really bother me, losing cash is rare enough for it not to change my way of going about things. The difference between losing 50 or losing 200 once every 20 years isn't worth adopting a different approach for.

Stealing? Not at all.

Changing cash for cheques in the house of the Lord sounds like "money-changing". See Mark 11:15.

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Andy Pandy

Nothing, if you're concerned carry cash.

Yep, if you're concerned, carry cash,

It works no problem for me...

Jim.

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Jim Ley

What then?

Mark who? I take the collection home to pay into the bank on Monday, sometimes substituting a cheque for some of the money, sometimes substituting coin for notes. What in Heaven's name is wrong with that? It saves time at the bank when coin is tendered only in full bags, so I tend keep incomplete ones here, and chop and change till I get the right total with minimal fuss.

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Ronald Raygun

You already *have* adopted a different approach. You use a wallet instead of carrying your notes where they'd be much handier: your shirt pocket.

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Ronald Raygun

Dunno. My book doesn't give his surname.

Do you pay interest on the change you keep in your possession?

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Andy Pandy

My shirt doesn't have a pocket.

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Andy Pandy

In message , Ronald Raygun writes

Ive told you before. I live just OUTSIDE Blackpool!

Thats no threat. Altering the shape of your character wont get you any damages.

Now if it had been a defamation......

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John Boyle

I do. For pub nights out anyway. Makes worries some people have expressed about carrying cash around seem trivial.

Not only that, but when you decide to leave you all have to queue up in a 5-deep bar to settle the tabs? Or only those of you who've decided to pay by card, while the rest have already got the drinks in in the next pub and have tried to lose you...

I'll desist from the obvious retort...

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Andy Pandy

In message , Ronald Raygun writes

Its a matter of perception. Try starting your stop watch form the beginning of the transaction, not from the point when you input your pin.

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John Boyle

Pocketless shirts are training aids for people who are too undisciplined to use a wallet and put it somewhere more sensible. Only people who do this automatically can be considered to have graduated to the quasi-Nirvana of being allowed shirts with pockets.

Actually, although most of my shirts do have pockets, some don't, and they're a right bloody pain. Nowhere to put my shopping list!

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Ronald Raygun

Of course not. Why should I? It's my own money.

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Ronald Raygun

I know, I know, but what's a few miles when it's all really part of the same conurbation.

Face it. You live in Blackpool. If it distresses you, it's no use pretending. Just move. You could do a Richard Faulkner and retire to the med on a yacht. It must be nearly about time anyway. The clock is ticking, don't fight it. :-)

I understand there exist quite a few people who really do think DoC is spelt with "form", but I'm not one of them. It was a joke.

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Ronald Raygun

Fair point. I don't think you're right, but I'll try it a few times. There's likely to be as much variation within as between, though, I suspect.

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Ronald Raygun

Educate me, O wise one. How can I achieve enlightenment?

Commit it to memory, surely?

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Andy Pandy

Ah. The slipperly slope...

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Andy Pandy

In message , Ronald Raygun writes

No NO, there was definitely a bit of grass separating us, I'm sure!

Ticking faster than I can count these days! Bah!

Sorry, couldnt resist!

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John Boyle

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