2% monthly absolute return on investment

2% per month and completely risk free are mutually exclusive in any economic situation. Especially so in the current one.

Even Bank deposits aren't entirely risk free ATM.

tim

The truth is: nobody wants to see what can be behind this kind of offer. People just post like this. What is the reason why a special offer cannot be more lucrative than other? Private placements aren't so low, but people won't care about it. The problem is with me. This is not the right place I posted.

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Because there is a market in financial products, and if such a product really exists, it would be bought by the big institutions and sold on.

Indeed. Try alt.gullible.suckers.

This can be bought, my friend. Just look around.

I am on the planet Earth. I was 100% sure that everbody's here, but I failed, again. I am alone.

This can be bought, my friend. Just look around.

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Do you mean the "product" can be bought?

I'm sure it can, that isn't the issue.

The issue is: can it be bought guaranteed risk free?

And the answer is no, for the reason David has given you. If there really were "safe" opportunities to make anything close to this, financial companies would be selling them within the stated risk category, but they aren't.

tim

My company is one of those companies where this product can be bought. Use Google efficiently!

My company is one of those companies where this product can be bought.

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No it can't. I bet you anything you like that your company is not authorised by the FSA for this product.

You being prepared to sell it does not equate to it being able to be bought

tim

You bet? OK. My advise: never play lottery game. You are not a lucky man.

So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?

:) At least someone is funny. Joke use to be the best thing to break the silence if you cannot say something clever...

Go on then, make us laugh...

Go on... The first joke was created by one of you. " So your scheme is as guaranteed as winning the lottery?"... Your posts are very entertaining. I post clever things, only. - This is my role. Knowing the truth is a hard thing what I cannot expect from you. Sorry.

"Csaba Halasz" wrote

No, no, no - the first joke was *your* original post. It certainly had me in stitches!!

Really? The first joke was my post? Wow! Who says this an all-mighty one, who knows everything about the world? Let me tell you something: you know NOTHING. The truth exists against your "theory". I showed your posts to my investors (real and serious men) and they kept them the most entertaining comments what they have ever read. Why do you post like this? You just make yourself funny. I wouldn't continue the answers to you if it wouldn't be so funny. Grow up, men! But: if you want: OK, just send me what ever you want. At least hundreds of people will laugh! Thanks! By the way: limited thinkers used to be avoided by conscious ones. You will loose your friends around you. But it's not my problem.

"What they have ever read"?

You are Ernie Wise, and have short fat hairy legs.

(I'm the tall one with the glasses).

You are Ernie Wise, and have short fat hairy legs.

(I'm the tall one with the glasses).

You are totally hopeless. But thank you for the funny comments. You made me laugh. Losers.

"Csaba Halasz" wrote

Losers? I think you'll find that the only "losers" are the people that buy your 'product'.

As none of us will be wasting our money buying your 'product', that means we *aren't* the "losers"...

If your investment really wasn't a scam, then you'd be able to show how it is "secure" / "without risk" (but you haven't explained that at all).