How you react to this sot of (HSBC) bank teller experience?

Nov 08, 2006 61 Replies

I went to the the bank today (HSBC), to pay some cash into my FirstDirect account. There was no one in line and the only clerk on duty was fiddling with some papers, so I went straight to her teller and grabbed the one-and-only available pen and quickly filled in a deposit slip. Just as I had finished, she called: "Next please." Then she (apparently) noticed me already standing in front of her window... She said to me: "Er, excuse me but there's a queue behind you." I looked around and indeed there were two people in the queue now. But I had got to her teller window when there was no queue. In a rather peeved voice, I pointed out that I was here before there was anyone in line. So she rather begrudgingly served me. I paid in £180 in cash, and she handed back my paying-in book without rubber-stamping the counterfoil. So I passed it back to her saying: "Would you mind stamping the counterfoil?". To which she mumbled: "Oh, I thought I'd done it. Then she made a really feeble attempt at rubber stamping the counterfoil. I knew what was coming: a rubber stamp that was barely visible, let alone legible! I passed it back to her asking: Would you mind stamping it such that I can read it?" She said: I'll tell you what: "I'll stamp it here." And she rubber stamped _the inside of the back cover of my paying in book_!! I said (politely but exasperated): "Would you mind stamping the *actual counterfoil of the paying in slip*?? I know it's not easy, but that's the important place with the relevant numbers on it!" She finally did it. (She managed it by holding one of her fingers behind the counterfoil and then carefully stamping it. And with that, I said "Thank you." and left the bank feeling pretty narked at all the hitches with that one transaction which should have been so straightforward. OK, she may have been a bit sleepy (it was 3.30pm and she may have had boyfriend troubles or whatever, but I've got half a mind to make an appointment with the manager to tell him of my exeriences. I mean, she could have pocketed the £180 and I wouldn't have a had a pot to piss in, if my counterfoil was not stamped. Do you agree?



Jim D



She could have pocketed it I suppose.

Why not talk to the branch manager and suggest s/he set-up a meeting with you and the teller where you offer to play the recording of her actions you took on your mobile phone. Remind him that you don't expect to be charged for the meeting. See what the managers reaction is to that offer.

I suppose that you are going to complain about bank fees and charges next ?

You cant have service without paying for it :-)

You could complain, but it'll make no difference ...

Adrian Smith

You're meant to fill in the deposit slip before joining the queue. Since the queue formed before you were ready to be served, you ought to have gone to the back of it. She was right, you were wrong.

On the other hand, her antics with the stamp, apparently to teach you a lesson, were childish and only created unnecessary additional delay for you *and* for the people behind you.

Wrong. In the UK, you can't have service, put you still pay for it.

and most of what you pay is tax that goes to pay index linked pensions for ex-government layabouts.

If it were me, I would feel extremely grumpy about it, then I would remind myself that the chances of things being any better with any other bank would be just about zero. Then I'd go home and have a large G&T and forget about it.

Some battles are worth fighting, some aren't. This sounds to me like it belongs in the latter category.

FWIW, I also bank with First Direct, and when I pay anything in I just send it through the post, although I admit I never pay cash into the account.

Adam

And the proof of your argument is?

It's on usenet so it must be true :-)

But I will google for some figures tomorrow unless someone beats me to it.

There were some news stories a year or two ago about how 50% of council tax will be used to pay council pensions by the year 20xx.

I've noticed how some HSBC branches have writing stations with deposit slips positioned next to the tellers and this always baffles me. Perhaps they are afraid of people stealing them. Another thing I find annoying is queueing at post office counters for forms which could easily be left out for customers, perhaps in pidgeon holes adjacent to a desk. And then there was the Post Office in a neighbouring town which advertised currency exchange but refused point blank to change my Euros to Sterling because I bought them elsewhere - is this just a British thing?

J

Are you saying they didn't work and paid into their own pension scheme ?

Rumour has it that the local government "pension crisis" was caused, at least in part, by *some* councils taking part in "payment holidays" - possibly as part of a manipulation to prevent council tax going up one year for political gain.

Thanks for that opinion, but which rule says that one shouldn't fill in a deposit slip while standing in line? The way I saw it, I had been first in line, and had been filling out my deposit slip while first in line. When she had finished fiddling with papers, I was ready to be served; I was standing directly in front of her, with my completed deposit slip.

Jim D

Whatever suits you, of course, but I never do that myself, because I want a receipt for the cheques I pay in. If you send them by post, and they claim they didn't receive your cheques, where do you stand? I also like my cheques to clear as soon as possible. If I get them to an HSBC bank before 3:30pm, they register in my FirstDirect account the following day.

Jim D

I've seen people dumbfounded by the same thing in my own local post office. You'd think that since they can bother to put a big banner up saying "Foreign Currency - 0% Commission", they could also bother to add: "Sorry; we don't exchange currency that was obtained outside these premises" - but apparently not. They'd rather have you standing in line for 20 minutes catching tuberculosis. And if you're not infected by the time you reach the teller, you will be, if you lick the stamps they slide accross the dirty counter to you... No good looking for a stamp-wetting sponge; they are all dry as a bone! Good 'ere, innut?! The only saving grace is that the queue is so long these days that for 50% of the time you are in line, you are outside in the street! Out there, you're only breathing carbon monoxide and catching pneumonia, etc. That's not so bad...

Jim D

None, but common courtesy and basic queueing discipline demand that if you do so, you should accept that you are taking a gamble. It could happen that the queue moves so fast that it becomes your turn before you are ready to take it. If that happens, then obviously you should at least lose your turn, and it's debatable whether you shouldn't go back to the end, which is where you'd have to go anyway had you been filling in the form while sitting at one of the desks provided for the purpose.

It might not have been the way you saw it. If you had only just finished by the time you heard her call out, then she may well have been ready a bit sooner, while you were not quite finished. She might have used eye contact to beckon the first person behind you to come forward, and this person might have hesitated while glancing meaningfully in your direction, trying to indicate to her that you were there first, and she only called out to attract your attention. She may have been peeved that it was necessary to do so.

What other reason could she possibly have had for hitting you with her "excuse me" routine?

In message , Jim D writes

I think there is no link between the queue problem and the receipt problem.

She has probably had no training and probably holds the post of 'senior manager customer service manager supervisor' and so feels important. Hence her inability to know how to stamp a simple receipt.

Your perceived link of her behaviour to the queue jumping scandal is probably only in your own mind.

I used to have to pay money into an account at NatWest. They do not have paying in slips available on counters. I would have to queue up and ask for a slip. Go to a desk to fill it in and then queue up again to pay in the money. It was like buying a book in Foyles. I asked if I could have an extra form so that I could have it filled in ready next time but I was told that "They are not allowed to be taken off of the premises!" I was caught of guard and didn't reply. If I heard it again now I think I would laugh out loud!

One time I went into Nat West they had a large poster up just inside the branch that said "You should try a different bank!" Honest of them at least.

She could say that it was the wrong time of month and then sue you for sexual discrimination!

Exactly, although they worked, they didnt pay into a fund that funded their own retiremen benefits.

I hadnt heard that one.

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