[OT] David Beckham photo - amusing captions anybody?

Best captions wanted - only for fun:

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Check out this photo of David Beckham and Cristian Mora (Ecuador goalkeeper) taken a few minutes after the England x Ecuador match in Germany which marked the end of Ecuador's World Cup hopes.

Here's a couple to get started:

Beckham: "I didn't know you cared".

- Mora: "I've always wanted to hug you David".

- Beckham: "Careful, Posh may be watching".

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hummingbird
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"No, you turn round first"

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clough

Mora: 'You smell like a Jew!!!"

Reply to
Michael McCann

The message from hummingbird contains these words:

Oh, ok then but no toungues!!!

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J L Williams

The message from hummingbird contains these words:

Well perhaps just a quick peck on the cheek then :)

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J L Williams

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:01:49 GMT 'clough' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Lol.

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hummingbird

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:30:20 +0100 'Michael McCann ' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Ooooohh.

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hummingbird

You may kiss the bride!

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JOHN BENNETT

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:58:14 GMT 'JOHN BENNETT' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Lol. Which one?

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hummingbird

Eggsacktly!

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JOHN BENNETT

Ooh hello, are you a metrosexual aswell ?

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Crowley

On 11 Jul 2006 11:10:26 -0700 'Crowley' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Rotfl. Nice one! I haven't seen that word for a while.

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hummingbird

Beckham: "Did you bring the KY this time ?"

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Colin Wilson

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:21:55 +0100 'Colin Wilson' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Lol. nice one ;-)

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hummingbird

Beckham: "OK, you're you're Big Chief Sitting Bull - can we now get on with the match?"

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Kinsey

In message , hummingbird writes

Is that a 'Kike Racism Out Of Football' flag in your pocket?

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Aramis Gunton

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:01:08 GMT 'Kinsey' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

:-)

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hummingbird

Mora: Gissa Kiss

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Mora: youve got a zit.

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Mora: Is that old SPICE youre wearing ?.

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Reply to
paulc

Kike racism? Better not let Aridarse hear you say that! She'll have you circumcised before breakfast, after a night of unbridled passion no doubt. :-)))

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JOHN BENNETT

On 11 Jul 2006 16:22:32 -0700 ' snipped-for-privacy@atropicalisland.co.uk' posted this onto uk.politics.misc:

Excellent. I wonder if our David's got summat to tell us? ;-)

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hummingbird

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