Now that the British public are utterly confused as to what a polieman looks like, we can expect far more robberies like the one that occured in Tonbridge today. Let's start with the cars. Now you have marked, unmarked, blue lights behind the radiator, blue lights on the roof, VOSA's amber lights which you must now treat as blue lights. ambulance cars that look like police cars, police cars that look like ambulances. No wonder that the manager of the depot who stopped for a £50 set of disco lights behind a radiator grill, was pivotol in the execution of the biggest robbery Britain has ever seen.
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