Dear British Gas Shareholder,
Yesterday, July 24, I received yet another letter from Moorcroft Debt Recovery Limited threatening me with legal action unless I pay them £30.49 on behalf of their client.
In all honesty I have lost count of the number of threatening letters I have received on behalf of British Gas from not one but two debt collectors. I know from personal experience that a solicitor's letter is likely to cost at least £40 at today's rates, and I doubt debt collector's letters are any less.
This means that British Gas have wasted hundreds of pounds of your money chasing this non-existent debt. There was an interval of about six months at one point, probably they were hoping I had lost or destroyed the correspondence; I am sorry to disappoint them but I have retained all the relevant correspondence; indeed I have scanned it with a view to putting it on-line.
I must admit, I have long since tired of this nonsense; even threatening these morons with police action has not made them desist, so any further letters from them will go straight into my waste paper basket, unless of course they are so stupid as to actually issue a writ, in which case they will lose in the County Court, face total humiliation, and waste even more of your money.
I thought you might like to know that.
Below is my latest E-mail to them; it is the last I will bother to send.
Please note this address is not valid for E-mail.
Yours A Baron
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93c Venner Road Sydenham London SE26 5HUJuly 17, 2008
I have, yesterday, received yet another letter from debt collectors instructed by you. I have no idea how many hundreds of pounds you have wasted chasing this phantom debt but I can assure you that if you are ever stupid enough to actually sue me, your shareholders will find out.
Below is the e-mail I sent your previous debt collector last year; any further communications from them or from those other idiots at Moorcroft will be ignored.
A Baron
my reply of October 2, 2007 Subject: Your Reference B5942436
I refer to your letter of September 27 on behalf of British Gas. You state that your clients are unaware of any legitimate reason for a claimed non-payment of £30.49. I would refer you to my letter to Lois Hedg-peth of their grandly titled Customer Services Department of August 14, and to all the previous letters which they have ignored. I am unaware of any legitimate reason I should pay any sort of late payment charge for a delay which was entirely their fault. Likewise I am unaware of any reason I should pay them £14 for receiving unsolicited letters. If you can find a legitimate reason for either of the above perhaps you would like to copy me the relevant statute or case law. As I told your client previously, as a journalist I am not amenable to the sort of threats that scare little old ladies ?The police may be there when we call? etc, so you can take your client?s formal demand for £30.49 and shove it up your jacksey.
If you intend to sue me go ahead and do so, and I?ll see you in court where you will lose heavily. Any other correspondence I will regard as unwarranted persecution and will refer it to the police as it may fall within the remit of the 1997 Protection From Harassment Act.
Otherwise sod off and don?t bother me again.
Yours finally, A Baron