I have an investment bond with *B*ank X that is due to mature rsn. I received a letter from the bank detailing the figures and saying,
"Call the above number if there are any queries". I had a query so thought I call them.
The "above" direct dial number and extension (on the letter) were ---- blank! There was another number which got me an ansaphone system.
- "Customer or not"?, Yes.
- "Enter your card number", Hang up go find card, goto 1
- "Enter the 3rd number (meaning digit) of your five digit (so they have heard of "digit") passcode. Hang up, rummage for codes. Goto 1
- "All recordings are monitored for training purposes" (or was it porpoises)
Eventually something answered - it may have been human but I'm not sure.
"Yeah"?
Me: Hello, I have a query about etc etc do I have to blah.
"yeah".
Me: (as this sounded too easy), Could I just confirm that because it's quite important to me.
"yeah".
I just put the phone down.
Just how the hell a reputable highstreet bank can employ morons like this who cannot even be polite let alone speak properly is an appalling way to run a business. I guess (and hope) that the actual people running the investment accounts aren't in this class otherwise we'd be better off with monkeys, typewriters and random numbers.
I would have called my local branch about this in the first place - but they don't have a phone number any more - I have to call the same number as above!
Anither interesting thing, if I DON'T want to recieve junk mail from them I have to WRITE TO THEM to tell them so! So the default is I get unasked for junk mail!
I'd seriously consider changing banks - but I guess there others are just as crap?