C'mon Newscorp, you can do better than this...

Jul 20, 2003 161 Replies

"I know this is kind of late, but: Sorry" (Tony Blair, British prime minister, on the 1814 burning of Library of Congress books by British troops)

Very subtle, Mr Blair, shall we wait until 2203 for history to forgive us for the 5-fold increase in heroin coming out of Afghanistan?

B J Foster wrote:

I am sure it will. Heroin will probably be everywhere and pretty much free; no one will even know about stuff like history. All remaining communities will also have plenty of WMD and will use them freely in an effort to preempt attacks on themselves or whatever.

The complete library of congress will be in a storage lockers on video storage discs, but unfortunately will have largely melted.

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