Invoicing for unsolicited mail.

In article , tim writes

If the pen doesn't have a click action or contain any springs, the refill will be sufficiently narrow for me to tie it in a knot.

So I do.

I also like to add milk-bottle tops, cigarette stubs, cigarette ash, crushed cigarette packets, grass or hedge clippings, uprooted weeds or other assorted debris -- anything, in fact, to get the weight over 60g

-- to the packets before sending them back. When a mail-order catalogue firm demanded the return of an unsolicited and unwanted catalogue, they kindly provided a plastic return envelope. That was such a nice gesture that I sent back both the catalogue and an old telephone directory for which I was *sure* they could find some use.

I believe it may be unlawful to wipe one's backside with junk mail that one subsequently returns.

I might cut the junk mail to little pieces, or "cross-stuff" it so that the Capital One garbage goes in the RSPB envelope and vice-versa, but it would be far too time-consuming to craft a papier-mâché phallus from the rubbish I'm sending back.

I hope by having just registered and having given my email address they won't bombard me with spam...

Not if its MBNA They send standard letters when you complain about spam mail Saying join the Postal Preference Service But actually ignore the PPS and just keep on sending. The Financial Services Authotity for Doing Nothing say it is not their business

So I will start returning turd, curds, etc in their envelopes. Wurds do not work. Its a great idea.

So I will start returning turd, curds, etc in their envelopes. Wurds do not

It is also a criminal offence under one of the Post Office Acts. Quite right too. The poor bloody postman or postroom clerk is not responsible for irritating you.

I signed up to the MPS two years ago and it works almost perfectly.

It works, unless one has had direct contact with the company in question, in which case the company is still able to do the mailing. They just count the person as their client, etc.

John-Smith wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

In which case the customer should simply request in writing that they desist, and upon repetition report the matter to the OFT and Royal Mail. See: